Midlife Crisis Command

Train for glory. Be home for dinner.

A fitness game for friends who should know better. Log real pull-ups, push-ups, planks, runs and walks. Beat yourself, beat your mates, and see how your numbers compare with real military fitness standards.

No account needed to try. Free, for adults 18 and over. Everything you log is self-reported and private until you share it.

Three ways to win

  • Squad Duels

    Beat your friends. Form a private squad, compare identical challenges, and put up a score for a friend to beat.

    Briefing for Squad Duels

Why all the military nonsense?

Because ordinary fitness numbers are boring. MCC compares individual results with published fitness standards from armed forces around the world. Match one and you earn that country's stamp.

It doesn't mean you passed the full military test. It means that, for one glorious moment, your plank had government approval.

House rules, rest days and privacy: how it works.